The Law
I am glad I don’t live in Indonesia. If you masturbate, the penalty is decapitation. Not sure which head in the case of the man… but neither will really do!
I am glad I don’t live in Indonesia. If you masturbate, the penalty is decapitation. Not sure which head in the case of the man… but neither will really do!
“Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want – and their kids pay for it.” Richard Lamm
I guess it is only fair that we get our kids what they want for Christmas, after all, they will be paying for us heavily in the long run!
In case you actually get frisky in an ambulance (strange I know…. but it must have happened as a law has been passed in Utah), bear in mind that it may be illegal like it is in Utah! Besides your charges, if you are a woman, you will also be named and shamed in the papers. The man gets away with the naming and shaming. How’s that for equality.
Don’t forget your sword if you are going to Trinity College in Ireland. It is illegal to walk through without a sword! Hmmm. Talk about knife crime.
Capital punishment is usually carried out by lethal injection. It comprises 3 parts. One to put them to sleep, one to paralyse them and the last potassium to stop the heart. A point to note is that death by lethal injection destroys organs. Death by hanging, on the other hand, leaves the organs in perfect condition as the person dies because they break their neck.
There are issues of cruelty on both counts, however, for the point of this post, I won’t go into the morality. I am taking the fact that people awarded capital punishment deserve it and all they get, as fact.
I feel that if someone has commit a crime so heinous as to deserve capital punishment, than the least that the person can do is automatically give back to the community by “donating” their organs.
Liverpool has been recently known as the Capital of Culture. How is this for culture…
Well as you know in most places going topless is illegal. Except that to every rule there are exceptions! In Liverpool, you can go topless if you work in a tropical fish store or in a bank serving foreign currency!
Fun law for a change!!
I think the way the media keeps going on about Swine flu is ridiculous. It is a fact that regular flu could kill as many people as swine flu… so what is the big deal? Even its symptoms are no different to regular flu… so what is the big deal?
My doctor’s surgery has removed all the toys from the kids area, and all the reading material. Waiting has now become more fun! NOT!
Also if you have the flu… please remember to not visit your doctor! There are warning signs on most clinics advising this!
My church has deemed it more important to not contract the swine flu than to offer the sign of peace! And communion has been severely compromised too!
My government thinks it is ok to waste my tax payers money to print and send scary leaflets through the post!
And antibacterial lotion seems to be everywhere. Talk about trying to lower our immune systems. Doesn’t anyone realise this will make things worse?
As I pointed out in a previous post, Israel like to keep their Sabbath Holy. Therefore another law states that it is illegal for a chicken to lay eggs on a Friday or Saturday. What strikes my curiosity is what do people do to stop them laying? Butt Plugs??
You know lots of people have funny rules in their house relating to the bathrooms … like don’t forget to close the toilet seat when done, remember to flush when done, close the lid on the toothpaste.
However if you are in someone’s apartment in Switzerland and it is past 10pm, it is actually illegal to flush. Honestly, it is not your host!!
If you want to conceal a weapon remember to ensure that it is small than 6 feet, as it is illegal to conceal a weapon bigger than that in Kentucky!
I am 5″4… I wonder how I can conceal a weapon sized 5″11? Any ideas?